STR Retard – House Price Crash – Credit Crunch

February 22nd, 2010 | by admin |

A Typical STR – Remixed

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Bruno Powroznik, the renowned economist & popular housepricecrash.co.uk contributor, offered us the following satirical monologue (in video format) to illustrate the darkside of property investment:

“Hello, I am an STR Retard,

who wants to see millions of people suffer in the next recession. So that I can take advantage of other people’s misery while buying a property from a distressed home owner, who is forced to sell their property at a low price.

Vendors can be sure, that I will put in a derisory low offer for their property in the next property crash.”

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I merely set it to my music (with slight meter adjustments & syntactic alterations) & pepped up the visuals. The computer crashed several times under the sheer weight of Bruno’s genius, that & the floating twisty titles I put on (the PC didn’t like them for some reason, so I had to render the video in low quality).

I renamed the new & hopefully improved monsterpiece; Hello, I am an STR retard.

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‘STR’ = Sell to Rent

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Duration : 0:2:22


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  1. 11 Responses to “STR Retard – House Price Crash – Credit Crunch”

  2. By FreeBrunoPowroznik on Feb 22, 2010 | Reply

    I agree, he was c* …
    I agree, he was c*nt for making that video.

  3. By funkyfunker37 on Feb 22, 2010 | Reply

    Bruno is a creation …
    Bruno is a creation from a shemales arse.
    That video about jade goody is sick that what i expect from a guy that muffs his own mum.

  4. By michaelclarke18 on Feb 22, 2010 | Reply

    yes, we know you …
    yes, we know you are a retard

  5. By takeme123 on Feb 22, 2010 | Reply

    This should be on …
    This should be on the radio. Very catchy.

  6. By brunopowroznikagain on Feb 22, 2010 | Reply

    Bruno Powroznik is …
    Bruno Powroznik is back as brunopowroznikagain

  7. By FreeBrunoPowroznik on Feb 22, 2010 | Reply

    Thanks, but I am …
    Thanks, but I am not Bruno. I’ve just remastered some of his videos, since it appears that he has had his PC confiscated & can’t enlighten us with his unique perspective anymore.

  8. By inkibert on Feb 22, 2010 | Reply

    PRETTY GOOD BRUNO I …
    PRETTY GOOD BRUNO I LIKED IT!

  9. By krosfyah on Feb 22, 2010 | Reply

    Its back to 92 all …
    Its back to 92 all over again, white gloves, e and off my face….except this time, im not thinking about getting high, off my face and dancing all night to repetitive beat music, im just thinking about STR’s and the property market.

    Have i finally grown up?

  10. By purpleturtle60 on Feb 22, 2010 | Reply

    WOO HOOO! It’s …
    WOO HOOO! It’s Bruno Poppins time!

  11. By Yonmon1966 on Feb 22, 2010 | Reply

    Possibly the …
    Possibly the greatest ever Youtube vid, if you know the back story.

  12. By FreeBrunoPowroznik on Feb 22, 2010 | Reply

    Sadly the full …
    Sadly the full Stereo effect has been lost in youtube’s rendering of this video, making the music sound particularly low-fi.

    Please message me if you would like me to send you the mp3 for the full stereo fx.

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